theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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