quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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