Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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