There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Of course I have a pirate flag
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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