Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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