Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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