If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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