I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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