Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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