Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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