hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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