My nipple is on Facebook.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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