Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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