I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I pour the whiskey from now on
i out mim tonsoeep
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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