I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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