I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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