another moral hangover. fuck.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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