im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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