I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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