My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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