yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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