you guys were way drunker than both of me
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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