He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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