sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
