You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
i need some magic done to my vagina
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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