Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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