In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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