How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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