do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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