She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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