At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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