the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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