I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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