Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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