i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Randomize