i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
No subtext here. People are naked.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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