I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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