They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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