your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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