Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
