My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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