id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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