im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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