yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
