i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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