So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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