you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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