If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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