your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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