to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
NoShamevember. You game?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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