we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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