Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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