SEEEEXXX PLEASE
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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